Mari Kita Meng'kidnap' Jeans Ayah!!! Muahahaha.......

Sebulan lepas mak aku telah pegi ke bandung utk shopping...Parent aku dh ajak awl2 dh 2 bln b4 pegi bandung...tp time tu jadual final xm sem tu x kuar lg...Diorg plak pegi time tgh2 xm month..so aku kate la x dpt nk ikut...Skali jadual kluar 3 mggu b4 xm,date ke bandung tu x clash ngan final xm aku (pergh,melepas aku)...xpela, lain kali kot...huhuhu...nk di jd kan cter,aku order la 2 helai sluar jeans kat diorg mengikut saiz semasa aku la (33)...hahaha...jeans kat bandung mmg sdap pki r...quality same ngan jeans ori kat cni (levis ori tau,bkn uptown punye)

Pastu aku tggu la diorg blk..abis je final aku balik umah,x sbr2 la nk tgk ape ke ghopenye jeans aku tu..tp time tu dh 3 mggu dh parent aku blk dr bandung....cek punye cek sluar,ok...panjang,ok...quality,ok..try pakai,X MUAT!!!!!!!...sume x muat!..ape dh jd??..aku confuse,tgk saiz,33 inch...ish betul la tu...mak aku cter lg satu lg jeans aku dr bandung telah di kidnap oleh ayah...hahahaha,nsb la aku lmbt blk sape suruh...aku kire agak kecewa la psl ghope2nye pinggang aku dh naik saiz ke 34!!!..pasal tu la x muat sluar..3 bulan lepas still 33...hoho,sah la aku dh gemuk sket r...hehe..pastu lg satu ayah aku dh kidnap satu jeans aku..yg plg lawa plak tuh!!..pergh!!!pndi plak pilih taste dier.....Br la aku sedar yg aku dh same saiz sluar ngan ayah....

TINGG!!!!trus otak geliga aku bg idea,"ape kate ngko kidnap sluar ayah??"....ya btul jgk...soknye,time parent keje,aku geledah almari ayah,cek sluar jeans dier n try pki...byk siot,branded2 plak tu ( Levis,Lee,Georgio Armani)...n aku try pki...yg plg best skali ialah MUAT!!!!hahaha..saiz 34..so aku kidnap la satu psl aritu aku nk kuar tp sume sluar jeans aku tgh basuh....Aku kate kat ayah,nk pinjam jeans dier psl jeans aku tgh basuh....n dier kate,amik la trus...hahaha,kire agak x malu r tp nk wat cmne,dier dh kidnap jeans aku dulu...so aku kidnap la balik...as a revenge...hehehe...time kaseh ayah...nnt aku kidnap jeans ayah lg ( mentang2 same saiz )...hehe...sekian

Ni la jeans yg telah berjaya dikidnap dan dimiliki ( levis tuh )...hehehe

Sarapan di mana?

Huih,bgn pagi td aku rs lapa plak...rase cam nk wat breakfast in bed je...tp katil xde,so aku wat breakfast atas lantai je la...cara2 nye mudah saje...amik sepeket ali tea(bkn pak ali punye stok k,ni macam ali cafe punye paket la)..pastu amik electric kettel...panaskan air..pastu amik toaster...toast kan 3 keping roti...sambil2 tggu teh aku tu sejuk,so aku g mandi jap..10 minit..dh siap mandi,br aku sambung blk wat bfast aku nih...hehehe.ok,teh sudah pun siap....roti yg dh di'toast'kn tu pun dh standby....langkah seterusnye aku pun menyapu la peanut butter kat roti2 tu(mmmm sedapnye)....smbl aku menaip ni,perut pun rase lapa plak...hohohoho.....so,bfast pun dh siap!mari la kter makan...ni la result eksperimentasi sarapan aku yg berseni.....


ni la resepi agung yang terkenal di seluruh seantero dunia....Micheal schumacer mase miskin pun makan breakfast atas lantai camni gk....kekekekekeke...sila la korg cuba ek,,,kalo korg wat sendiri mesti rase sedap punye...x caye sudah...


ni plak rupe sarapan aku selepas makan...8 minit je dh abis...lapa tahap terrorist (pengaruh CS)..lpas mkn jgn lupe basuh pinggan ok...errrkkkkkk alhamdulillah...hehe

Engineer As a Boyfriend???

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle

An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.

Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness

An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear.

Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate who will 'change major', and the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever.

Advantage 3: Trusted

An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust. Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that.

Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. So girls, why procrastinate? Get an engineer for your boyfriend!!

BOSAN KE?...AKU BOSAN...KORG BOSAN X?

kalo lambat bgn nk g skola,naik la bas ni,,,jap je dh sampai



Ye,video ni x tipu...mmg ade bas cmni kat dunia ni

Ni ade la antara aktiviti2 harian yang aku wat kalo aku bosan..shisha...hahaha...cam skrng ni tgh bosan..agak2 nye aku g shisha la la skrang ni

Mengong tul aku....

assalamualaikum...yeah welkam to my 2nd blog aku...Sbenarnye aku terpakse wat blog baru...pasal ape?pasal aku punye 1st blog tu aku dh lupe password dier...so xleh la nk MASUK!...hahaha..mengong tul aku...dh lame sgt x bukak blog ni..last2 password dh lupe..dh la tu email gmail yg aku wat tu pun dh lupe...hahahaha...lawak tul..nampak sgt aku xserius nk wat blog ni...mula2 semangat gler nk wat blog(pengaruh housemate2 aku,sume blog dh gempak gler,kecuali org tua ngan makhluk kecil yg xreti nk wat blog)...last2 dh maleh nk wat...pastu trus lupe email n password..hehehe...neway ni aku dh semangat blk nk wat blog...insyallah kali ni msti ok punye...x lupe password lg dah....aku sebenarnye xtau nk tulis ape ni...aku bukannye pandai bercerita sgt cam hausmate2 yg lain...nnt aku cube r camne nk gempak kan blog aku ni...aku letak r isu2 yg best or ape2 yg best r utk blog ni....bosan gler doh,dh tgk muvie,main gtar,main game,main facebook la,main fantasy la n ape2 lg la...xm lmbt lg,so baik aku isi mase lapang ngan blog ni...ok dudes..nnt aku cter lg..chow..